I am obviously too busy to answer your call right now because I am kind of a big deal. Leave a message and I will get back to you! Probably. If I can squeeze you into my unbelievably packed schedule.
Um, wow? Rude much???????? If I weren't so incredi8ly forgiving and generous I might have considered not messaging you 8ack at all. 8ecause wow! So uncalled for. What's even the 8ig deal? Handsome Jack (seriously THAT IS HIS NAME) is total 8ro. And he was all "hey let's 8e heroes" and explained his plan to get the Winter chick's attention 8y 8rutally murdering some8ody. Who 8etter than me? ::::) W8. You 8n't jealous, right? 8ecause my little stunt got me all the attention and also showed off the way I am already making gr8 friends here?
It totally is! I guess people from his universe are all a8out having really cool and appropri8 names. I am thinking a8out adopting the trend myself! What do you think of Awesome Vriska? Amazing Vriska? Incredi8le Vriska? I dunno, they are all kind of missing something. I want to imply that I am the ultim8 Vriska without outright using "Ultim8 Vriska," you know? Indomita8le Vriska is pretty gr8. W8! The Final Vriska? I'm just spit8alling here, gimme some feed8ack.
OK4Y 3V3N 1F 1 3NDORS3D TH1S K1ND OF B3H4V1OR (WH1CH 1 OFF1C14LLY DONT, FOR TH3 R3CORD) (TH1S 1S 4N 3XC3PT1ONLLY DUMB 1D34) YOUV3 4LR34DY 1NTRODUC3D YOURS3LF 4S VR1SK4 TH1S 1S TH3 K1ND OF TH1NG YOU H4V3 TO DO 34RLY 1N ORD3R FOR 1T TO ST1CK! NO ON3 1S GO1NG TO T4K3 4 N4M3 CH4NG3 S3R1OUSLY YOU H4V3 M1SS3D YOUR CH4NC3
Pssh! Please. I have introduced myself as like 8 8illion different things already! And new8ies come through here all the time, apparently. They would have no idea that Gorgeous Vriska (ok no The Final Vriska is still 8etter) was once just Vriska! Imagine. You could change it up too! 8e, I dunno. Penultim8 Terezi? Pretty Ok Terezi? May8e give that some thought.
UGHHH 1 4M JUST L3TT1NG YOU D3R41L M3 >XO TH4T 1S NOT TH3 PO1NT 4ND W3 BOTH KNOW 1T TH1S 1S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 4M GO1NG TO S4Y ON TH3 M4TT3R!!! "TH3 F1N4L VR1SK4" SOUNDS DUMB 4S H3LL 1T M4K3S 1T SOUND L1K3 TH3R3 W3R3 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF VR1SK4S B3FOR3 YOU L1T3R4LLY 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 YOU JUST C4M3 UP W1TH 1S W4Y B3TT3R >8[
4R3 YOU 3V3N C4P4BL3 OF STOPP1NG FOR TWO S3CONDS B3FOR3 YOU D1V3 HORNF1RST 1NTO YOUR STUP1D PL4NS??? WH4T 1F YOU D1DNT COM3 B4CK TWO D4YS L4T3R? TH3R3 4R3 PL3NTY OF P3OPL3 WHO H4V3 D13D 4ND TH4T W4S TH4T! DO YOU V4LU3 YOURS3LF TH1S L1TTL3????? R1P VR1SK4 S3RK3T WON TH3 R4C3 FOR QU1CK3ST 4RR1V4L TO D34TH
[Hello, cahoot-mate. Considering the positively dispiriting situation the city has woken up into, Kesara sounds quite excited. Rather self-satisfied, even.]
I found something! Something gave me an SD card while I was exploring the school. I think it might've been a ghost, a real one! Look! Alexander, send her the recording!
[ Realtalk time. One of the few things Vriska has ever been scared of? Ghosts. Spooky fucking ghosts. There was this one time that someone got pissed off at her and sent the ghosts of the kids she'd killed to haunt her, which was terrifying. So Vriska killed lil miss ghostmancer to make it stop, and then that person's ghost came back, possessed a robot, and beat Vriska to death.
Yeah.
Ghosts are FUCKED. UP. ]
A ghost, huh. Something ghostier than the weird shadow things around town? Man! That sure is the neatest thing I ever heard. I am so unbelievably jealous! Wow.
[ NAILED IT. Time to watch the video. ]
...huh. Sure does sound like this place has a history of grubnapping talented ladies with cool powers! Unless the grubnappers there were just bugfuck nuts. Probably both, ell-bee-arr.
[On the one hand, Kesara is exceptionally good at catching a lie. On the other, she is rather tickled by the idea that Vriska really is jealous of her. And the other option is that she is mocking her. So she decides to let it pass for now. For now.]
It most certainly was! It was dark, like a shadow, and tall, and its legs were long and spindly. As soon as it dropped the card it vanished. I saw it vanish with my own eyes!
[That had been frankly astonishing. She has to catch her breath before pondering what Vriska says next, including the mysterious meaning of ell-bee-arr.]
I don't think this prophet was someone like us who was grubnapped. All the cards we've found so far have been from before whatever happened here. So maybe they were barking, or maybe she was fake. Or then maybe they just needed an excuse to take her away, if she saw something that she wasn't meant to.
[terezi has to brace herself. there's no going back. typing the next few words will open her up to a lifetime of vriska gloating and crowing and congratulating herself. she will never live this down.
Well well well. Welly-well-well well. Well! Look who fiiiiiiiinally admitted that she needs lessons in 8eing awesome from the master. I am so proud of you! This was a 8ig step to take. Good jo8!
Meaning duh. Of course! You will need something pointy or slicey. O8viously. And some of the incredi8ly hard de8ris scattered around town! At least like two small pieces. And paint, if possi8le. I have spraypaint 8ut that will 8e harder to mix! You got to 8asically grind down your ru88le shit into dust and then paint it on your cool new weapon. Pretty 8asic when you are as cre8tive and talented as me! ::::)
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@gallowsCalibrator | text | Day 87
1F/WH3N YOU G3T TH1S M3SS4G3 M3 B4CK!
WH4T 1N TH3 WORLD W3R3 YOU TH1NK1NG? >:[
late night 89; forward dates like a 8OSS;
If I weren't so incredi8ly forgiving and generous I might have considered not messaging you 8ack at all. 8ecause wow! So uncalled for.
What's even the 8ig deal? Handsome Jack (seriously THAT IS HIS NAME) is total 8ro. And he was all "hey let's 8e heroes" and explained his plan to get the Winter chick's attention 8y 8rutally murdering some8ody. Who 8etter than me? ::::)
W8. You 8n't jealous, right? 8ecause my little stunt got me all the attention and also showed off the way I am already making gr8 friends here?
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1 R3FUS3
TH4T 1S NOT H1S R34L N4M3 1 R3FUS3 TO B3L13V3 1T
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I am thinking a8out adopting the trend myself! What do you think of Awesome Vriska?
Amazing Vriska? Incredi8le Vriska? I dunno, they are all kind of missing something. I want to imply that I am the ultim8 Vriska without outright using "Ultim8 Vriska," you know?
Indomita8le Vriska is pretty gr8. W8! The Final Vriska?
I'm just spit8alling here, gimme some feed8ack.
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(WH1CH 1 OFF1C14LLY DONT, FOR TH3 R3CORD)
(TH1S 1S 4N 3XC3PT1ONLLY DUMB 1D34)
YOUV3 4LR34DY 1NTRODUC3D YOURS3LF 4S VR1SK4
TH1S 1S TH3 K1ND OF TH1NG YOU H4V3 TO DO 34RLY 1N ORD3R FOR 1T TO ST1CK!
NO ON3 1S GO1NG TO T4K3 4 N4M3 CH4NG3 S3R1OUSLY
YOU H4V3 M1SS3D YOUR CH4NC3
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And new8ies come through here all the time, apparently. They would have no idea that Gorgeous Vriska (ok no The Final Vriska is still 8etter) was once just Vriska! Imagine.
You could change it up too! 8e, I dunno. Penultim8 Terezi? Pretty Ok Terezi? May8e give that some thought.
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TH4T 1S NOT TH3 PO1NT 4ND W3 BOTH KNOW 1T
TH1S 1S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 4M GO1NG TO S4Y ON TH3 M4TT3R!!!
"TH3 F1N4L VR1SK4" SOUNDS DUMB 4S H3LL
1T M4K3S 1T SOUND L1K3 TH3R3 W3R3 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF VR1SK4S B3FOR3 YOU
L1T3R4LLY 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 YOU JUST C4M3 UP W1TH 1S W4Y B3TT3R >8[
4R3 YOU 3V3N C4P4BL3 OF STOPP1NG FOR TWO S3CONDS B3FOR3 YOU D1V3 HORNF1RST 1NTO YOUR STUP1D PL4NS???
WH4T 1F YOU D1DNT COM3 B4CK TWO D4YS L4T3R?
TH3R3 4R3 PL3NTY OF P3OPL3 WHO H4V3 D13D 4ND TH4T W4S TH4T!
DO YOU V4LU3 YOURS3LF TH1S L1TTL3?????
R1P VR1SK4 S3RK3T
WON TH3 R4C3 FOR QU1CK3ST 4RR1V4L TO D34TH
@hsiaoke; video; Day 100, morning
[Hello, cahoot-mate. Considering the positively dispiriting situation the city has woken up into, Kesara sounds quite excited. Rather self-satisfied, even.]
I found something! Something gave me an SD card while I was exploring the school. I think it might've been a ghost, a real one! Look! Alexander, send her the recording!
[There follows an attached video.]
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Yeah.
Ghosts are FUCKED. UP. ]
A ghost, huh. Something ghostier than the weird shadow things around town? Man! That sure is the neatest thing I ever heard. I am so unbelievably jealous! Wow.
[ NAILED IT. Time to watch the video. ]
...huh. Sure does sound like this place has a history of grubnapping talented ladies with cool powers! Unless the grubnappers there were just bugfuck nuts. Probably both, ell-bee-arr.
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It most certainly was! It was dark, like a shadow, and tall, and its legs were long and spindly. As soon as it dropped the card it vanished. I saw it vanish with my own eyes!
[That had been frankly astonishing. She has to catch her breath before pondering what Vriska says next, including the mysterious meaning of ell-bee-arr.]
I don't think this prophet was someone like us who was grubnapped. All the cards we've found so far have been from before whatever happened here. So maybe they were barking, or maybe she was fake. Or then maybe they just needed an excuse to take her away, if she saw something that she wasn't meant to.
@gallowsCalibrator | text | Night 113
H3Y
H3Y S3RK3T
[terezi has to brace herself. there's no going back. typing the next few words will open her up to a lifetime of vriska gloating and crowing and congratulating herself. she will never live this down.
breathe, terezi. you can do this.]
C4N YOU H3LP M3 M4K3 4 W34PON 4G41NST 4NOM4L13S L1K3 YOURS
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Welly-well-well well. Well!
Look who fiiiiiiiinally admitted that she needs lessons in 8eing awesome from the master. I am so proud of you! This was a 8ig step to take. Good jo8!
Meaning duh. Of course!
You will need something pointy or slicey. O8viously.
And some of the incredi8ly hard de8ris scattered around town! At least like two small pieces.
And paint, if possi8le. I have spraypaint 8ut that will 8e harder to mix! You got to 8asically grind down your ru88le shit into dust and then paint it on your cool new weapon. Pretty 8asic when you are as cre8tive and talented as me! ::::)
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TH4T SOUNDS PR3TTY 34SY
1F NOT 4LSO PR3TTY T3D1OUS!
BUT 4T L34ST 1T WORKS >:O
1LL K33P MY NOS3 OUT FOR SOM3
YOU ST1LL WORK1NG ON TH4T BOMB PL4N?